A few gems that I have yelled out recently include:
“Take your underwear off of your head.”
“Stop touching your butts!”
“Tennis balls are not meant to be used as boobs!”
“Leave the poop alone you guys!”
Now I want to hear yours. What have you screamed to your kids that you never thought would come out of your mouth?
“Put your poop back in your diaper” “don’t do that to the dog!”(saw dogs humping while on a walk one day, thought he should do it to ours) & my favorite! “Don’t lick your sisters toes!” I <3 kids!
“Lucian where is your diaper?! Are you seriously peeing on the new iPad Mini right now??” (True story) :-/