Alright ladies and gents! I’m feeling pretty lonely here in this 365 days of funny quest. It’s like I’m the girl at school who tried wearing half of her hair in a braid and the other in a ponytail (a la Shosh on HBO’s Girls) thinking (hoping) I’d totally start a trend and boys (y’all) would start noticing me and join in.
Instead I’m sitting questionably pretty (geeked out) ALONE at the cafeteria table with no one… Not even a mean girl to make fun of me, a Point Dexter to tutor me or Romy and Michelle. I’m just quietly laughing and making characters out of carrots and tater tots. What gives?!
I know it’s hard to find the time to look for funny every single day. I also know that it’s incredible UNCOOL and non edgy to jump on something that literally only 1 trying to be cool person is doing.
I’m just asking for a mate at the table. A hand to hold. A person to share a bad joke with. I just need someone to walk to my locker with me ya know?
Do you feel bad yet? Anything? Have I completely #failed?