A few gems that I have yelled out recently include: “Take your underwear off of your head.” “Stop touching your butts!” “Tennis balls are not meant to be used as boobs!” “Leave the poop alone you guys!” Now I want to hear yours. What have you screamed to your kids that you […]
Children + Clean House = A Myth
Do you feel like you’re fighting a win-less battle when it comes to keeping your house clean? It’s almost like children have some intuitive sense where some little time bomb goes off in their brains, right as mommy is feeling rather accomplished with her house cleaning skills, instructing them to make a mess. And […]
Alone Time
I just had about 3.5 days alone to myself. This is equivalent to giving me a mile high mud pie on a silver platter with a note that says, “Eating me will actually make you lose weight.” Alone time. It is probably the best gift I could ask for. Now, I might have been […]
Motherhood: An Important Reminder
Sometimes, we need a reminder about just how important we are to our wee ones. Now, go enjoy this long weekend with your family.